Animal news, and Geese!

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

In Los Angeles, California, three people were convicted of insurance fraud after one of them dressed up in a bear costume, broke into their vehicles, and blamed a bear for the damage; a woman sued the town of Surfside Beach, South Carolina, for sending her a cease-and-desist letter warning that she would be arrested if she continued recording interactions between residents and local geese; and it was reported that the band Geese is an industry plant. “Reputational damage is the toughest thing to shake,” a marketing expert said of the revelation…[A] beaver that walked into a grocery store in Canada had to be escorted from the premises by the police.

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Human animal news! The good, the bad and the weird

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

The mayor of Columbus, Ohio, learned how to fill a pothole; the mayor of New York City announced that the city had filled more than 100,000 potholes since he took office in January; and in Johannesburg, South Africa, a 75-year-old candidate for mayor snorkeled in a giant pothole to highlight city-management failures.

It was reported that the U.S. health secretary once castrated a dead raccoon so that he could “study” its genitalia; a municipal judge in Alabama acquitted a woman of all charges after she was arrested for wearing a penis costume to a “No Kings” rally in October; and nearly 100 naked men ran through the streets of Trondheim, Norway.

A University of Madison researcher confessed to using chemicals from his lab to poison a colleague, citing his “pet peeves,” including the victim’s failure to wear a lab coat and goggles, as motivation; a 25-year-old man in Tennessee pleaded guilty and apologized in court for accessing government systems with stolen credentials and then bragging about the crime online on an account named “ihackedthegovernment”; a Florida doctor was indicted for second-degree manslaughter after accidentally removing a man’s liver instead of his spleen; and during a court hearing in England, a man explained that he had shoved a woman off her bicycle and over a seawall because he “thought it would be funny.”

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It’s so wearying, isn’t it?

Each morning as I wake up, I wonder how close we have gotten to the finality of this slow-motion collapse — not of our civilization but of the small, uncivilized cluster of lunatics who have gnawed their way into our government.

Exhausting, when I punch up the news on my computer to see how much farther this creature has sunk down overnight. Its life span seems to be headed for the “national security” basement bunker, the only part of the grand ballroom for which a federal judge has allowed construction to continue.

What I don’t do, though, is figure we, i.e., We the People of the United States, are fucked. Tired to the bones, yes, but not fucked.

The trouble with even masterly history books is, you only have to read a couple of pages to see a regime in destruction. A couple of pages, that’s it. I’m a fast reader. A couple of pages, even dense pages crammed with facts and details, takes me only a few minutes.

Meanwhile, back here in temporal reality, we are living with the agonizing slowness this collapse is. Well, I believe it needs to be slow to benefit our massive country, the democratic civilization of which has been moving (slowly) forward for 400 years.

Trump’s incohesive, incoherent cabal must disintegrate slowly, slowly, slowly — so we can watch it in its death throes and fully accept that this awful anomaly has really happened.

We won’t be able to shrug it off in a couple of years as a long nightmare and get on with our lives. We’ll have to pay attention to the good people we elect to establish a wiser, fairer, finer Reconstruction than the last one, and to start, mindfully and respectfully, to seal up the structural holes in our foundation through which the maggots crawled.

P.S. OK, forgive me for all the explosive vocabulary and metaphors (I began to go off on a Mordor reference but, as you can see, have managed to control myself. Sort of.).

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