For years now I’ve been wishing I were rich enough to rent a skywriting plane or plane tugging a banner, or a big balloon with a message written all over it, or maybe a drone–that I could actually afford–which would drop reams of 8-1/2 x 11 sheets of paper on which was written in large black letters:
VOTERS OF THIS STATE: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LETTING STEVE KING OUT OF THE BARN AND SENDING HIM TO WASHINGTON????
DON’T YOU REALIZE HE REPRESENTS YOU–THAT IS, WE LISTEN TO HIM AND THINK YOU ALL LOOK AND SOUND AND THINK LIKE HIM–CRAZY AND STUPID.
YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
P.S. I specifically exempt my Iowan cousins who are marvelous, smart, funny, rational people.