From Harper’s Weekly Review:
[A] nurse in Kentucky revived a drunk raccoon using CPR.
Questions about this admirable act. How did the nurse determine the raccoon was drunk? There could be other reasons the raccoon was behaving as a sot. Could have been having a stroke, a heart attack or an epilyptic seizure. Did the nurse follow procedures to determine the raccoon was wasted? Did this rescue occur in a hospital or out in a field somewhere? Or maybe a high school gym? And did the raccoon express his gratitude? How?
Most important, what kind of insurance does the raccoon carry and is this insurance going to pay for the procedure, or will the raccoon have to get a lawyer and sue?